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Free Cartooning Class with Ray Friesen
Tehachapi author Ray Friesen, age 21, is celebrating the release of his new graphic novel 'Cupcakes of DOOM' with a Booksigning Party and Free Cartooning Classes at the Bakersfield Barnes & Noble, Saturday,  January 17th....
Posted by raisegrate - Wed Jan 7, 2009 14:51:58 PST
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Turkey and Cheese, Please
I used to live a life of luxury. When lunchtime came, I didn't have to worry about the cost of a meal. "Plus tax and tip" was no big deal to me... it was just an extra $5 or so. I used to eat at the most beautiful...
Posted by ssmoff3 - Thu Sep 18, 2008 12:35:27 PDT
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Let's Laugh - And Clean the Bathroom
  A friend whined to me the other day that she is sure that manufacturers of cleaning supplies do not want people over 50 to clean their houses! Intrigued, I dug a little deeper into her latest tirade. Could that be...
Posted by caroline - Mon Sep 15, 2008 06:47:08 PDT
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Let's Laugh: The Dreaded Doctor's Office Scales
  Doctors do not intimidate me. Scales do.    I put off going to the doctor as long as I can because of the scales. I ran a fever for about two weeks and finally my daughter told me she was going to start making...
Posted by caroline - Sun Aug 10, 2008 21:32:20 PDT
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Let's Laugh: About Camera Intersections
  A recent phenomenon in the world of law enforcement is the red light camera at busy intersections. I have to admit that I was highly intimidated by one that was installed at an intersection I drive through every...
Posted by caroline - Mon May 26, 2008 19:20:19 PDT
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Let's Laugh: Or should we?
As one experiences more in life (i.e. gets old) you either just stop living or you try to “fix things” that seem out of whack in the big scheme of things. I’m afraid I am a “wannabe”...
Posted by caroline - Mon Apr 14, 2008 07:00:26 PDT
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Let's Laugh: Can I Write a Best Seller?
  Millions of writers dream of the day when their book will be best seller. I faithfully read the Sunday “National Best Sellers” list to see what the public is buying.    Non-fiction is my favorite...
Posted by caroline - Wed Apr 2, 2008 09:24:51 PDT
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Dogs & Cats
Dear Dogs and Cats, in the family The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate of food does not stake a...
Posted by SoftballJoe - Fri Mar 14, 2008 19:08:40 PDT
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The Big Blue Trashcan
Wow, am I wasteful!  I recently ordered and started using the blue recycling can offered by our waste collection company.  The amount of stuff my family and I have been generating that qualify to be recycled is almost...
Posted by JanetBianco - Mon Mar 10, 2008 10:40:07 PDT
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Let's Laugh: About Vitamins
  I tried to open a new bottle of vitamins the other day that advertised “Easy Open Cap.” There was only one catch. It was packaged in an air tight, heavy plastic wrapping attached to cardboard backing that...
Posted by caroline - Tue Feb 26, 2008 18:11:24 PST
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God Bless the Minivan Years
     If I was ever asked about my dream car, I would never say a minivan.  In my early driving years, the last car I thought I’d ever be 'caught dead' driving was a minivan.  Nope.  Never. ...
Posted by lesliek - Sat Feb 23, 2008 20:44:24 PST
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Let's Laugh: About Birthday Cards
A dear friend whom I’ve known for close to 30 years recently celebrated her 82nd birthday.  She was the first person I met when I went to work in Houston, Texas for an oil company.  Later, we were included in a large...
Posted by caroline - Sun Jan 20, 2008 07:44:35 PST
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Let's Laugh: My Christmas List?
My Christmas List?  A Poinsettia and a Cordless Screwdriver please--   I bought a cordless screwdriver some years ago and could hardly put it down!  Everything in the house was screwed in, tightened down and...
Posted by - Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:15:29 PST
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My Christmas list? A poinsettia and a cordless screwdriver, please
I bought a cordless screwdriver some years ago and could hardly put it down!  Everything in the house was screwed in, tightened down and updated.  I bought new towel racks and put them in.  I fixed an old bicycle and even...
Posted by caroline - Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:47:38 PST
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Let's Laugh: About opening Christmas presents
Christmas is right around the corner!  I received a lot of really nice gifts for Christmas last year.  I am still trying to get some of them open!     My granddaughter gave me a new curling iron.  It was in a...
Posted by caroline - Tue Oct 30, 2007 12:54:40 PDT
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