JerSooz says ... We thought it would be fun to share this Friends of Ours in Alberta sent us ... we put not only this but a reply we sent ... it's definitely a what if

Jeff Foxworthy on Alberta:
(probably could equally apply to Saskatchewan....
--If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 36 inches of ice and sitting there all day in the sub-zero, hoping that the food will swim by, you may live in Alberta
--If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September thru May, you may live in Alberta
--If you instinctively walk like a penguin for six months of the year, you may live in Albeta
--If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you may live in Alberta
--If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Alberta
--If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Alberta
--You know you are a TRUE Albertan when:

1. Vacation means going south, past Calgary, for the weekend.

2. You measure distance in hours.

3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.

4. You often switch from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and then back again.

5. You can drive 110 kph thru 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching.

6. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

7. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.

8. You know all four seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction.

9. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce.

10. "Down South" to you means Calgary.

11. Your 1st of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.

12. You have more miles on your snowblower than on your car.

13. You find 0 degrees "a little chilly".and

14. You can actually understand and relate to these jokes.

Heres Our Reply and We Confess We're Wimpy Wimps

We're here in Bakersfield,Ca we hit a Cold Snap at Freezing 28 degrees been so long since that cold snapped a Cold Water Pipe that was unsecured ... Brrrrrrrrrrr to us is going down to Walmart and buying Rayon/Polyester Sweat Suits to Keep Warm

My Sister in Oklahoma actually lives in the Ice Belt Section see on the Weather Channel in USA she went nearly 2 weeks with No Power

The Jeff Foxworthy Joke we made was

You may be a Redneck if You climb into Your Pickup because is the only Heater You have

My Sister says People are driving on Icy Roads just so they can feel Heat LOL "Hey Ya want me to run to the store fer ya " is how they say it in Okie land

They use Landmarks and minutes there ...The Directions would be go to the House with the Red Barn it's down the road a piece about 10 Minutes then You turn right ...then You drive about 5 minutes till come to a bridge go over bridge will see a Y in Road go to Left then drive about 2 minutes and will see a big white house with a broken fence post ... Yep thats where your going ... Just down the Road a Piece  ... There down the Road a Piece can be 60 miles with all these weird descriptions but you will get there

Course you have to know at a Y sometimes if it means you go down the Hill or Up the Hill the Right might mean You Go Right Up the Hill and the House is on the Top not right as in Turn Right ...

Now if You can understand this You might be an Okie Redneck

Humor is Fun!!!

Jer& His Sister Vonna are Missouri Born "Springfield,Mo" so they always laugh at themselves "The Great Show-Me State" the true Airport drop off point for Branson Missouri and proud of it

PS if wondering if we're PC (Politically Correct)...Yessiree we are ... ask any proud Oklahoma Person and they will set You straight "Okie is Ok to use" besides gives them a great reason to say Hey I am a Crazy Okie what is your excuse that when the Humor Flys! better watch yourself you will get a much needed attitude adjustment called Down Home Fun

Have a Fantastic Bako Day

Jer&Sooz